OMG I LOVE ROLLING AROUND IN THE GRASS WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Actually i got a new bed last night but my human wouldn’t let me mash the keyboard OMG I LOVE TO MASH THE KEYBOARD AND LICK IT TOO BECAUSE THERE ARE ALWAYS FLAVORS ON IT until today. It’s sooooooooooo comfy and wonderful and I fit just great!
… When I want to. Sometimes fitting is overrated.
OMG I WENT HIKING AND SWIMMING AND ATE GRASSHOPPERS WITH MY HUMANS AND GRANDHUMANS! We went to the rail tail and walked around and it was soooo much fun! And I got to meet my grandhumans, or at least some of them because I’ve heard there are more!
SO. MUCH. FUN.
First full day with my humans, and OMG THEY WORK ALL THE TIME. One human goes in a silly green car all day, but OMG ONE HUMAN WORKS AT HOME AND STAYS HOME WITH ME OMG OMG OMG OMG!!
I learned pretty quick when my human is sitting at the desk, I don’t bug ’em. That doesn’t mean they don’t bug me though… With the camera. But as you can see they do give me bones!!!
When I’m not chewing on a bone, I’m sleeping on my human’s feet! Or out in the yard. Or roaming around looking
for shoelaces I mean other bones or toys of mine. Or taking a long walk OMG I LOVE TO TAKE WALKS AND SMELL EVERYTHING AND LOOK AROUND AND HUNT GRASSHOPPERS TO EAT!
[NOTE: This is the “dlog” of Miss Bootsy Waggles, a German Shepard Dog mix. She types slow, and her humans have to clean it up quite a bit before we can post it, which is why there is some lag. Posts are back-dated accordingly.]
Hi! I’m Boots! I used to be known as Raquel when I was in the Pope Memorial SPCA shelter, and before that I think my name was Bad Dog. Some time in May my old humans took me on a ride OMG I LOVE RIDES THEY’RE SO MUCH FUN WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE and dropped me off on the side of a road I didn’t know and then got in and drove off and I ran after them OMG I LOVE TO RUN ESPECIALLY WHEN I GET TO RUN AS FAST AS I CAN IT’S SOOOO FUN WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE but they were faster and I got tired so I had to slow down and sniffed around and hunted for them but couldn’t find them but I kept looking and tracked them back to the highway and almost got hit by cars a lot. 🙁 I was hungry so I chased some squirrels OMG I LOVE CHASING THINGS IT’S SO MUCH FUN WEEEEEEEEEEEEE and found some yummy grasshoppers and a couple frogs. Stupid humans, I don’t need their Kibble and Bits, I’m a hunter dog!
After a while I found this obvious dog trap that someone put up. How dumb do they think I am? Crawl in and get the burger? Hell no! I’m a hunter dog! So I kept eating what I could catch until I found this weird pointy thing waddling along and wondered, “Does it have a flavor?!” so I ran after it and tried to taste it, and OWWWWWWWWWW all these sticks were stuck in my mouth and tongue and muzzle!!!! 🙁 Worse than that, I couldn’t hunt anything else because the sticks kept me from getting at frogs or even grasshoppers OMG I LOVE JUMPING AFTER GRASSHOPPERS AND SNAGGING THEM OUT OF MID-AIR AND CRUNCHING THEM UP WEEEEEEEEEEE and so I got stupid and scared and went after the easy meat in the dog trap. It was yummy, but I was stuck… for a few days. 🙁
When the humans from the shelter got me, they rushed me to the CAVES which I thought was some cold, dark place somewhere but actually it was warm and really bright, and then I went to sleep and when I woke up the sticks were gone but I was soooooo scared.
Then they took me to where the homeless puppies go and they gave me food and clean water and toys and said nice things to me and gave me a bath, which I did not like. My dewclaws are getting tired of hitting the spacebar so I’ll just say OMG THEY WERE SO AWESOME AT THE POPE MEMORIAL SPCA EVERYONE DESERVES INFINITE PUPPY KISSES FOREVER!!
Anyhow my new awesome humans OMG I LOVE MY HUMANS SO MUCH THEY GIVE ME HOTDOGS AND FUN TOYS AND CALL ME GOOD GIRL ALL THE TIME found me and took me home and love me lots!
I thought you might want to read about what fun I have. If not, whatever: Bootsy Waggles don’t care.